Anti Valentines Day
Friday, January 27, 2012Box of chocolate, $20, dinner for two, $80, dozen roses, $100, being single this year on Valentine's Day and saving $200, PRICELESS!
For Valentine's Day aren't there some people you want to shoot with a taser while singing "You Light up My Life" at the top of your lungs?
Dear Valentine's Day...thanks for reminding me I'm SINGLE!
Why do I need a date for Valentine's Day? I can buy my own damn flowers and box of chocolate...
Happy SINGLE Awareness Day - no card, no flowers, no chocolate. OH WAIT...no one to tell me what to do, to clean up after, to spend my money - LOL
A Valentine's Day Warning to All Men: If she says she doesn't want a special gift, she's LYING!!! she's just testing your mind-reading capabilities...
dear Cupid, please take some time to target practice. your aim sucks.
Dear Alcohol... Will you be my Valentine? <3 Nothing says "Happy Valentines" like saturated fats and slutty lingerie
If you're single.. Happy Singles Awareness Day.. If you're in love.. I hope you choke on a chocolate..
Happy Valentine's Day! If you're single, randomly run up and hug somebody, then run off. I'm sure they'll like it. If not, you'll learn what mace feels like.
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4 comments:
- Anonymous said...
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I must say these are best Anti crush quotes
- August 11, 2012 at 7:57 AM
- Sleepyhead said...
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This is indeed Anti valentine's day messages. They are pretty straightforward and for single like me, I must say they are true. LOL
- February 10, 2013 at 7:07 PM
- Cuttysark said...
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Nice blog, your cool valentines day quotes and messages are just in time for the holiday.
Happy Valentines Day!
Cathy
http://cathy.snydle.com/valentines-day-quotes.html - February 9, 2014 at 2:57 AM
- Unknown said...
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www.ufgop.org - February 11, 2015 at 9:57 PM