Ahhhh, Valentine's Day...the day when they expect us to trust a chubby baby with a dangerous weapon to chose a date for us
Its not Valentine's day...its Single's Awareness day
Valentine's Day is for couples. Us SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!
REMINDER: Valentine's Day is a gentle reminder that Christmas decorations must come down!
Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year, I'm celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.
Roses are red, violets are thorny, when I look at you, I get really horny!
screw valentines day, who's up for St. Singleton's Day??
being alone on Valentine's Day sucks enough as is, but it sucks even more when there's actually somebody you really, really want to spend it with, but can't.
Happy Valentines to all the couples out there, may your love last forever... And to all the single people out there, may your Batteries last forever...lol
thinks it would be fun to work at a restaurant on Valentines day and leave a fake engagement rings in all the girls drinks, then just watch the mens faces
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammit, I forgot to get a boyfriend again!
I got a card saying 'Happy Valentine's Day love, from you know who'.
Why the hell is Lord Voldemort sending me letters?
Valentines Day Sucks