Valentines Day
Sunday, January 22, 2012Posted by
Taz
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Box of chocolate, $20, dinner for two, $80, dozen roses, $100, being single this year on Valentine's Day and saving $200, PRICELESS!
For Valentine's Day aren't there some people you want to shoot with a taser while singing "You Light up My Life" at the top of your lungs?
Dear Valentine's Day...thanks for reminding me I'm SINGLE!
Why do I need a date for Valentine's Day? I can buy my own damn flowers and box of chocolate...
Happy SINGLE Awareness Day - no card, no flowers, no chocolate. OH WAIT...no one to tell me what to do, to clean up after, to spend my money - LOL
A Valentine's Day Warning to All Men: If she says she doesn't want a special gift, she's LYING!!! she's just testing your mind-reading capabilities...
dear Cupid, please take some time to target practice. your aim sucks.
Dear Alcohol... Will you be my Valentine? <3 Nothing says "Happy Valentines" like saturated fats and slutty lingerie
If you're single.. Happy Singles Awareness Day.. If you're in love.. I hope you choke on a chocolate..
Happy Valentine's Day! If you're single, randomly run up and hug somebody, then run off. I'm sure they'll like it. If not, you'll learn what mace feels like.
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For Valentine's Day aren't there some people you want to shoot with a taser while singing "You Light up My Life" at the top of your lungs?
Dear Valentine's Day...thanks for reminding me I'm SINGLE!
Why do I need a date for Valentine's Day? I can buy my own damn flowers and box of chocolate...
Happy SINGLE Awareness Day - no card, no flowers, no chocolate. OH WAIT...no one to tell me what to do, to clean up after, to spend my money - LOL
A Valentine's Day Warning to All Men: If she says she doesn't want a special gift, she's LYING!!! she's just testing your mind-reading capabilities...
dear Cupid, please take some time to target practice. your aim sucks.
Dear Alcohol... Will you be my Valentine? <3 Nothing says "Happy Valentines" like saturated fats and slutty lingerie
If you're single.. Happy Singles Awareness Day.. If you're in love.. I hope you choke on a chocolate..
Happy Valentine's Day! If you're single, randomly run up and hug somebody, then run off. I'm sure they'll like it. If not, you'll learn what mace feels like.
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