Box of chocolate, $20, dinner for two, $80, dozen roses, $100, being single this year on Valentine's Day and saving $200, PRICELESS!
For Valentine's Day aren't there some people you want to shoot with a taser while singing "You Light up My Life" at the top of your lungs?
Dear Valentine's Day...thanks for reminding me I'm SINGLE!
Why do I need a date for Valentine's Day? I can buy my own damn flowers and box of chocolate...
Happy SINGLE Awareness Day - no card, no flowers, no chocolate. OH WAIT...no one to tell me what to do, to clean up after, to spend my money - LOL
A Valentine's Day Warning to All Men: If she says she doesn't want a special gift, she's LYING!!! she's just testing your mind-reading capabilities...
dear Cupid, please take some time to target practice. your aim sucks.
Dear Alcohol... Will you be my Valentine? <3 Nothing says "Happy Valentines" like saturated fats and slutty lingerie
If you're single.. Happy Singles Awareness Day.. If you're in love.. I hope you choke on a chocolate..
Happy Valentine's Day! If you're single, randomly run up and hug somebody, then run off. I'm sure they'll like it. If not, you'll learn what mace feels like.
Valentines Day Funny
Valentines Day Sucks