Funny One Liners | Sarcastic Quotes

Didn't see it with your own eyes? Didn't hear it with your own ears? Then DON'T INVENT IT WITH YOUR OWN MOUTH

..wouldn't it be cool if we could block people in real life, just like on Facebook?..one click and poof, you're gone!

My mother told me as a child that if I can't think of something nice to say then I shouldn't say anything at all. Well, I guess I have nothing more to say.

tired of stupid people complain cause things don't go their way its called life deal with it now or get slapped in the face by reality later make your choice

There are just some people who shouldn't exist and if they are going to be allowed to exist then they should be Taxed extra for all the precious air they use.

is in a don't care mood...

started this week with a big box of patience, the box is now empty!

Wonders why you have to be nice to people when you really just want to throw rocks at them

Maybe you should leave and find your own solar system because here on Earth the world doesn't revolve around YOU!

Expect little, Your less likely to be disappointed

The stomach has the ability to reject what is not agreeable to it by causing you to vomit and purge. If only the heart had the same mechanism.

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