Funny One Liners | Sarcastic Quotes

My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.

They say "once you go black u never go back" but hey, once u go white u know u been licked right.

There is a right way to kiss a girl. Pin her against the wall, wrap your fingers in her hair and kiss like you mean it. The way you do it is the wrong way.

Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles.,and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue and mouth.

I like the way you kiss but I love it when you bite my bottom lip.

S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!

saw a pair of panties that said "It's not going to lick itself"

Coffee and a pole dance...now that's how I like to wake up in the morning!!!

I dont need the gym when I've got better ways to get all hot, sweaty & out of breath! ;-]

Police woman pulls over a Drunk driver and gets her out of the car. " Anything you do say will be held against you. Man says " BREASTS."

There once was a mouse called Kieth, who circumcised men with her teeth. It wasn't for leisure or sexual pleasure but to get to the cheese underneath. :-D

wonders with all the 3D movies that are coming out, if they will release 3D porn. Now that would be interesting ;-)

you sir, can suck it.

Woman Have PMS once a Month. You Men have A**hole Syndrome every other day!!