Christmas

Sunday, October 23, 2011
Posted by Taz

Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you :)

You might be a firefighter if...You have ever played jingle bells at Xmas time on the air horns to clear traffic.

Christmas Gift Tip 1: Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier.

It is the Holiday season, and everyone is jolly... until you walk in Walmart...

Wish for Christmas; unemployed to find employment, families to be together, and certain people to be kidnapped by disgruntled lawn gnomes and not seen til 2012!

Gingerbread men: The Perfect Man. Dark, Sweet, and you can bite their head off when you get mad!

Christmas is truly a magical time ~ It's made all my money disappear!

I sure hope you like your Christmas gift ..It's a year's supply of me!

Dear Santa, please check that good list again..I know I have to be there some where!

Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you :)

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