Funny One Liners | Sarcastic Quotes

has anyone aside from me noticed that the bathroom has become a popular background for facebook profile photos?

If Facebook ever gets a dis-like button, some drama is going to go down..

I'm changing my Facebook name to "no-one" so when i like people's statuses it will say "no-one likes your status" :)

hates when people use Facebook to scream for attention. LIKE ANYONE CARES how pitiful your life is. It is a social network. Not your Psychologist.

The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook? ;)

Behind every great status there is ctrl+c and ctrl+v involved

Facebook is the only book that I actually take the time to read everyday!

thought that if Facebook was a job we would all be rich!

is wondering why logging onto Facebook has become part of the everyday routine?.... Do I really have nothing better to do!

On Facebook they have "like" and "poke" buttons y don't they have "hate" "love" "slap" Punch" "Kill" "kick" buttons

admit it, on Facebook, we're all stalkers

all of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook and go to sleep!!

FB lesson number #1. If you don't want people to in your business, stop posting it on your status.

Facebook ~ A Wonderful Waste of Time :)

If Facebook was school I swear I'd have perfect attendance.

wonders why people can never say it to your face, but can ALWAYS post it on Facebook!