How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood??? her hand caught on fire!!
i don't hate you but lets just say if you were on fire and i had a cup of water ill drink it
If at any time it starts to seem like I care, tell me. I hate to give off the wrong impression.
Really officer, the reason I was speeding is because I really have to poop!! :/
People in glass houses should always wear clothes.
I sometimes look at my family and friends and think how lucky they are to have me in their lives...
You're smirking because you think you won. I'm laughing because I know you haven't. Continue the game, girl. Karma's got my back. ;)
... And the next thing I knew, I was sitting naked at the table eating Lucky Charms...
people tell me to follow my dreams...not a good idea considering most of my dreams end in fire, explosions, people i don't like "magically" dying...etc
Redneck word of the day: cedar - "I know she ain't wearin' no panties, I cedar cooter!"