Funny One Liners | Sarcastic Quotes

Eanie meanie miny moe, caught you cheatin with that ho. You tried to lie right to my face, now look again cuz you've been replaced!

thinks some people's relationship status should be "in a relationship with __ "while cheating with __!"

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the private parts of every cheating low life spouse out there!

You think you're different and hes faithful to you? That's funny, one question! How do I taste?!

There's a reason why 90% of the women who your man cheats with are fat, ugly or stupid. They are easy women. Only desperate women go after someone elses man.

thinks some people's relationship status should be "home-wrecker" in a relationship with a married man/woman

iv been self conscious n worried u were cheatin when u left, then i saw what she looked like n laughed! if u wanted 2 downgrade, then she was a good choice! :p

if you have a man who's cheated on you, send the new girlfriend flowers and thank her for saving your life ;)

Your not sorry for cheating on me and hurting me the way you did, your just sorry you got caught!

How can you claim to LOVE someone that you have lied to, cheated on and treated like garbage? How can you expect them to still love you after all that?

A girl should be allowed one "get out of jail free card" for accidentally slapping the snot out of the chick that messed with her man...