Friday, May 20, 2011
Posted by Taz

why do husbands hold wives' hand in malls?
- It looks ROMANTIC but actually it's ECONOMICS.

Behind every man is a smart woman rolling her eyes. It's more lady like to do that than to flip them off!

Husband ask: What you doing' today. Wife says: Nothing. Husband says: But you did that yesterday. Wife says: I wasn't finished.

marriage licenses should be like drivers licenses, renewed every 4 years or marriage is null and void!

thinks it's funny when her husband takes out the garbage and then acts like he just cleaned the whole house.

marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, 10 years later you'll want a club and a spade

Why is it when i say, i am having a bad day, i am really emotional THIS is code to my husband for annoy the crap out of me?? Anyone?! Seriously?

<-- Is NOT marriage material. 1 marriage + 1 divorce = 2 smart to do that again

Heck with Romeo and Juliet... I'll be Jenny and you be Forest Gump! <3

4 stages of marriage: Mad for each other..Made for each other..Mad at each other..Mad because of each other!

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love. after marriage, it is self-defense.