My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
Mind intentionally left blank...
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Born Free........Taxed to Death.
Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'