I tried being normal once. I didn't like it.
Order is for idiots. Genius can handle chaos.
A child's face can say a lot. Especially the mouth part.
Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I....
Anything in parentheses can (not) be ignored.
I just returned from school. It's the only thing to do if you find yourself there.
Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.
If stupidity is contagious, back off.
If stupidity is not a crime, you're free to go.
Life is a test. Thank you for lowering the curve.