Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Princess, having sufficient experience with Princes, seeks frog.
36 years old is significant, because at 36 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.
The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.
In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by? SINT MIHI DEI ACHERONTIS PROPITII...
Hello. Here are my answers to yesterday's messages, in order of their arrival. Yes. Tommorow at 5pm. Duct tape and piano wire. Tonight's safety word will be banana. No. Thank you
Jesus paid for our sins - now let's get our money's worth.
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue. -Voltaire