Honey, you're just like Monday.. NO ONE LIKES YOU! :)
Any dog will eat leftovers, so how are you enjoying my ex?
Being Two-faced does not make you multi- talented!
Oh, I'm sorry! I forgot that my feelings only matter to you when you want something!!
Damn my name must weigh a ton. It's so heavy on your mind it keeps falling out of your mouth!
needs more middle fingers!
Your mother called, she has your balls. no need to spy on my Facebook. If you want to know what I think about you just ask. But trust me, you won't like what I have to say!
Some day there will be a time when I am not rude, sarcastic, or just plain mean... Today isn't that day... and tomorrow doesn't look promising either!
..If you were looking for someone perfect, you picked the wrong girl, go buy yourself a damn Barbie!!!
"Honey don't be proud if so many guys want you. CHEAP items have many buyers"
People come and go throughout your life, some leave footprints in your heart. . . others, well I would like to leave footprints on their face