(singing) I'm going to the gym today, going to the gym, gonna run real fast & shrink my A$$, going to the gym today!
if u want Ur man to listen to u, every so often throw in the words beer, naked women and food. They'll listen
wonders if anyone has the answer to this: if Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off??
Summer's Eve announced a new douche infused with THC, anti-perspirant, & KFC... It leaves you fresh, high, dry, and finger lickin' good!
Advisory: Do not piss me off today! Lack of sleep + PMS = short fuse! Explosion could occur at any minor provocation. Don't say you weren't warned!
I have PMS and a GPS. I am a b*tch and I will find you.
How to please a woman: Kiss her, tell her you love her, compliment her, buy her what she loves, spend time with her, How to please a man: make him a sandwich...
thinks men are like alcohol. In moderation, they are great...but too much will give you a headache.
A woman without curve's is like food without flavor BORING!!
I am such a good a cook even the smoke alarm hoots and hollers
Still a princess--right down to my glass flip flops and enchanted jeans and t-shirts!! if a fat person calls you a "twig" tell them "well you're a tree trunk"
If bars don't sell to drunk people, why does McDonald's sell to fat people?