Funny One Liners | Sarcastic Quotes

Hi. My friend over there bet you wouldnt let me google you on our first date. So what do you say? Ill buy you a drink. You can even google me back. My iphone battery is big and strong and fully charged up, so we could google all night.

I AM happy to see you but thats just an iphone in my pocket.

Im no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. Plus I have an iphone!

Excuse me, did you just call me on my iphone? Then I guess it wasnt my phone that was vibrating in my pocket.

Baby, if you were an iPhone 5, I would tap you all day!

Is your dad a thief? Because if he is, Ill keep my new iphone hidden when you introduce him to me next Saturday.

Hey baby. iphone you tomorrow?

Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Lets go somewhere remote and you can have control.

How much does your iphone weigh? Enough to break the ice.

I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put u and iphone together.