Relationships

Friday, December 17, 2010
Posted by Taz

Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same

We are all a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

at least your consistent, consistently lying, consistently hurtful, consistently selfish, and consistently proving me right, by doing it again...and again!

Oh hey, Karma called---she says she's got something for you and not to worry, she'll find YOU!

I didn't want 2 be part of any relationship when you walked into my life, and now only wish you would walk right back out! okay, really I want you to run!

Rules of a relationship Rule 1 : The girlfriend is always right; Rule 2: When the girlfriend is wrong see rule 1.

Love = VERB Which means you have to show it and do it not just say it otherwise it doesn't mean anything...

Don't make someone a priority in your life, when all your are to them is an option.

has realized why she's so drained. I can't fix everyone's life; meet everyone's needs; or make everyone happy and I will no longer be anyone's doormat

I like you but I'm not going to sit around and wait for you to figure that out

In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - "Yes Dear."

They say: not all single are available. How about: not all taken are in love?

Don't worry there's still plenty of fish in the sea. Oh wait, there's an oil spill.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cynic: a low brow, encephalitic clod wearing dark glasses in a brothel.

Rick Bayan, US Cynic.

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